sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports



epic-vines:

When Michael Jackson gets woke up for school
Vine by: The Black Simba


My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.

(Source: stilinski-the-vampire-slayer)


(Source: kuraplka)


queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

(Source: susemoji)


this is literally the third time I’M CONVINCED SOMEONE IS OUT TO GET ME

this is literally the third time I’M CONVINCED SOMEONE IS OUT TO GET ME


(Source: sola-nin)


(Source: caiuso)